This recipe is so named because it was entirely a product of my dad's garden - I didn't realize for years that many people consider lettuce to be an essential part of the salad experience (which he never grew - and buy it? Why, when everything else is the tasty part?) We'd have a bowl apiece for two or three months almost every night - this is how you stretch your food budget.
A very sharp knife*
A really big bowl
Bell peppers (of varying colors - yellows and reds are the same as green except they're left on the vine longer, while special varieties, such as "chocolate", have different flavors)
Tomatoes (but not from the supermarket. Tasteless things they are.)
Use as available:
Lettuce (yes, it's okay to use, just not required)
Peas in the pod
Green onion tips
Wash the vegetables and cut them into little tiny pieces. The goal here is to make it so that you can get a little bit of everything on your fork. Toss and drench with Hidden Valley Ranch made from the mix because it's EXTREMELY different from the stuff you get in the bottle, and considerably more tasty (and runny.) Serve by the bowlful with barbecue or Italian - the cool, runny salad is a perfect counterpoint to thick sauces. Of course, it goes with just about any main dish.
*Anyone who has had an opportunity to use a good knife (as opposed to the Kmart special knives) understands how much better it makes your cooking experience. Trust me. Save up the $60 or $100 a good knife will cost you, and then get a sharpener and learn how to use it.